Step 1: Run to your nearest grocery store and pick up some Kraft Singles. You know, those individually-wrapped “pasteurized prepared cheese product” slices that bring back memories of childhood grilled cheese sandwiches?
Step 2: On Tuesday night, bring your Kraft Singles package wrapper to the box office of your closest Minor League Baseball team. Buy one ticket and GET ONE FREE.
Step 3: Join Harry Caray in singing baseball’s unofficial anthem.
Step 4: Repeat weekly and enjoy through September 1, 2009.
Expires: September 1, 2009
(For our Texas readers… Texas teams include the Corpus Christi Hooks, Frisco RoughRiders, Midland RockHounds, Round Rock Express, & the San Antonio Missions!)